英语翻译A boy says to her mother,"Mom,is God a man or woman?" The mom thinks a while and says,"Well,son,God is both man and woman." The son is confused,so he asks,"Is God black or white?" The mother replies,"God is both black and white,honey." Th

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英语翻译A boy says to her mother,

英语翻译A boy says to her mother,"Mom,is God a man or woman?" The mom thinks a while and says,"Well,son,God is both man and woman." The son is confused,so he asks,"Is God black or white?" The mother replies,"God is both black and white,honey." Th
英语翻译
A boy says to her mother,"Mom,is God a man or woman?" The mom thinks a while and says,"Well,son,God is both man and woman." The son is confused,so he asks,"Is God black or white?" The mother replies,"God is both black and white,honey." The son,still curious,says after a while,"Is God gay or straight,mommy?" The mother,getting a little worried,answers,"Son,God is both gay and straight." The son thinks about it,and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question:"Is God Michael Jackson?"

英语翻译A boy says to her mother,"Mom,is God a man or woman?" The mom thinks a while and says,"Well,son,God is both man and woman." The son is confused,so he asks,"Is God black or white?" The mother replies,"God is both black and white,honey." Th
一个男孩问他妈：“妈妈,上帝是男的还是女的?”
妈妈想了一下说,“儿子,上帝即是男的也是女的”
男孩疑惑不解.所以他问：“那上帝是黑的还是白的?”
妈妈回答：“上帝既是黑的又是白的,宝贝”
男孩仍然很好奇,过了会又问：“那上帝是同性恋还是异性恋呢?妈妈”
妈妈有点担心,回答：“儿子呀,上帝既是同性恋也是异性恋”
男孩思考着,豁然开朗,他终于想到问题的答案了,：“上帝是迈克杰克逊吧?”

一个男孩对他妈妈说，妈妈上帝是男人还是女人？妈妈想了想说，儿子上帝既是男人也是女人。儿子很迷惑，所以他问，上帝是黑种人还是白种人？妈妈回答说，既是黑种人呢也是白种人，宝贝。这个孩子仍然很好奇，过了一会说：上帝是同性恋还是异性恋，妈妈？妈妈这时候有点开始担心了，回答道：儿子，上帝既是同性恋也是异性恋。这个儿子想了一下，然后眼前一亮，这时候他想他终于得到他问题的答案了：上帝不就是迈克尔杰克逊吗？

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一个男孩对他妈妈说，妈妈上帝是男人还是女人？妈妈想了想说，儿子上帝既是男人也是女人。儿子很迷惑，所以他问，上帝是黑种人还是白种人？妈妈回答说，既是黑种人呢也是白种人，宝贝。这个孩子仍然很好奇，过了一会说：上帝是同性恋还是异性恋，妈妈？妈妈这时候有点开始担心了，回答道：儿子，上帝既是同性恋也是异性恋。这个儿子想了一下，然后眼前一亮，这时候他想他终于得到他问题的答案了：上帝不就是迈克尔杰克逊吗？
第一句应该是his不是her

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这是个小笑话。
翻译：一个孩子问妈妈：“妈妈，上帝是男是女？”妈妈想了一会儿，说：“儿子，上帝既是男的，又是女的。”儿子迷惑了，问道：“上帝是白人还是黑人？”妈妈回答说：“上帝既是白的，又是黑的，宝贝。”儿子仍然迷惑，过了一会儿又问：“上帝是同性恋还是异性恋？”母亲有点担忧了，回答道：“儿子，上帝既是同性恋，又是异性恋。”儿子想了一会儿，当他最终回答了自己的问题时，脸色亮了起来：“上帝是迈...

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这是个小笑话。
翻译：一个孩子问妈妈：“妈妈，上帝是男是女？”妈妈想了一会儿，说：“儿子，上帝既是男的，又是女的。”儿子迷惑了，问道：“上帝是白人还是黑人？”妈妈回答说：“上帝既是白的，又是黑的，宝贝。”儿子仍然迷惑，过了一会儿又问：“上帝是同性恋还是异性恋？”母亲有点担忧了，回答道：“儿子，上帝既是同性恋，又是异性恋。”儿子想了一会儿，当他最终回答了自己的问题时，脸色亮了起来：“上帝是迈克尔·杰克逊吗？”

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一个小男孩问他妈妈“妈妈，上帝是男的还是女的？”
妈妈想了一下“嗯，儿子，上帝既是男是又是女的”
儿子觉得有点怪“那上帝是黑人还是白人？”
妈妈回答“他既是黑人又是白人，亲爱的”
儿子还是很好奇，过了一会又问道“上帝是同性恋吗？妈妈”
妈妈开始有点担心了，回答说“他男人女人都爱”
儿子想了想，终于他开心的觉得自己明白了“上帝是麦克杰克逊吗？”...

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一个小男孩问他妈妈“妈妈，上帝是男的还是女的？”
妈妈想了一下“嗯，儿子，上帝既是男是又是女的”
儿子觉得有点怪“那上帝是黑人还是白人？”
妈妈回答“他既是黑人又是白人，亲爱的”
儿子还是很好奇，过了一会又问道“上帝是同性恋吗？妈妈”
妈妈开始有点担心了，回答说“他男人女人都爱”
儿子想了想，终于他开心的觉得自己明白了“上帝是麦克杰克逊吗？”

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一个男孩问他妈妈：“妈妈，上帝是男的还是女的？”妈妈想了想，说：“嗯，儿子，上帝既是男的也是女的。”儿子很困惑，于是又问：“那上帝是白人还是黑人？”妈妈回答他:"上帝既是黑人也是白人，宝贝。“儿子仍然很好奇，过了一会又问：”妈妈，上帝是是正常的还是同性恋？“这位妈妈感到一丝焦虑，回答说；”儿子，上帝既是个同性恋也是个异性恋。”儿子思考着，他脸上一亮，认为最后自己回答了这个问题：“上帝是迈克尔杰克逊...

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一个男孩问他妈妈：“妈妈，上帝是男的还是女的？”妈妈想了想，说：“嗯，儿子，上帝既是男的也是女的。”儿子很困惑，于是又问：“那上帝是白人还是黑人？”妈妈回答他:"上帝既是黑人也是白人，宝贝。“儿子仍然很好奇，过了一会又问：”妈妈，上帝是是正常的还是同性恋？“这位妈妈感到一丝焦虑，回答说；”儿子，上帝既是个同性恋也是个异性恋。”儿子思考着，他脸上一亮，认为最后自己回答了这个问题：“上帝是迈克尔杰克逊么？”

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一个小男孩问他的妈妈，神是男人还是女人

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