急需英语小故事（大约100字）,

急需英语小故事（大约100字）,
急需英语小故事（大约100字）,

急需英语小故事（大约100字）,
hey Are Directly from America
Not long after an old Chinese women came back to china from her visit to her daughter in the Sates, she went to a city bank to deposit the U.S. dollars her daughter give her . At the bank counter ,the money was real.It mady out of patience.At last she couid not hold any more, uttering :“trust me, Sir, and trustthe money .They are real U.S. dollars. They.are directly from America. ”
汉译：
真美钞
一位中国老妇人到美国去看望女儿回来不久,到一家银行取存女儿送给她的美元.在银行柜台,银行职员认真仔细的检查了每一张钞票看,是否有假.这种做法使老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍不住说：“相信我,先生,也请你相信这些钞票.这都是真正的美元,是从美国直接带来的.”
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?
约翰尼：他害病卧床了.他受了伤.
汤姆：真糟糕,怎么回事儿?
约翰尼：我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了.
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里.他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”
“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说.
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问.
“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说.“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢.”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说. “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家.这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题.他向父亲发问道：“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察.如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了.” “可是,爸爸, ”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时,家里没有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意.这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子.过了一会儿,他拿着一片奶酪回到房间,把奶酪放在客人的盘子里. 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子,你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好.你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夹上,先生.”那小男孩说.
英语小笑话
上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you
know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著
性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的
一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是
A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能详的喔! 下次就换你去取笑老美了.
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"且话偻蚰昴?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
1,Two birls
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师： 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀.谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?
学生：我指不出,但我知道答案.
老师：请说说看.
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子.
2. The Fish Net
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
鱼网
"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?" 老师发问道.
"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了." 小女孩回答道.
3. The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too."
新老师
9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里.
"乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗?" 妈妈问.
"妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6."
4. A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考试
在一次物理考试时,当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题.
这个问题是：为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?
尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前,耳朵在后.
Jim’s History Examination
Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?
Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him
things that happened before the poor boy was born.
吉姆的历史考试
舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?
母亲：唉,糟透了.可话又说回来,这也不能怪他.嗨,他们尽问一些这个
可怜的孩子出生前的事儿.
One good turn deserves another
I was having dinner at a restaurant whenHarry Steele came in. Harry worked in a lawyer's office years ago, but he is now working at a bank. He gets a good salary, but he always borrows money from his friends and never pays it back. Harry saw me and came and sat at the same table. He has never borrowed money from me. While he was eating, I asked him to lend me &2. To my surprise, he gave me the money immediately. 'I have never borrrowed any money from you,' Harry said,'so now you can pay for my dinner!'
我正在一家饭馆吃饭,托尼.斯蒂尔走了进来.托尼曾在又家律师事务所工作,而现在正在一家银行上班,他的薪水很高,但他却总是向朋友借钱,并且从来不还.托尼看见了我,就走过来和我坐到一张桌子前.他从未向我借过钱,但他吃饭时,我提出向他借20英镑.令我惊奇的是,他立刻把钱给了我.“我还未向你借过钱.”托尼说道,“所以现在你可以替我付饭钱了!”
好消息＆坏消息!
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings."
"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?". With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor."
Difference
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."
区 别
“研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来,”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说.“我说‘下午好’,本科生们回答说‘下午好’.研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上.”
Charge for Bread and Butter
Some years ago, my dad, an attorney, took me to a fancy restaurant in Now York City. When the bill arrived, there was a $1.50 charge for bread and butter. Dad paid the bill, including the charge for bread and butter. However, the next day, he sent a letter to the resturant stating that the charge was uncalled for. Enclosed in the same envelope was a bill for $500 in legal services.
Someone from the restaurant called immediately and asked, "What is this $500 bill for? We never ordered any legal services."
Dad replied, "I never ordered any bread and butter."
The $1.50 was returned without delay.
面包和黄油费
几年前,我当律师的爸爸带我去纽约的一家高档餐馆.帐单上来时,上面有1.5美元的面包和黄油费.爸爸付了帐,连同面包和黄油的收费一齐付了.但是第二天,他给餐馆寄了一封信,说那项收费是没有道理的.随信还寄上了一张500美元的法律服务机构的收费单.
餐馆马上打来电话,问道：“这500美元的收费单是怎么回事?我们从来没有要什么法律机构的服务.”
爸爸答道,“我也从来没有要什么面包和黄油.”
那1.5美元立即就寄了回来.
Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."
"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
安眠药
鲍勃晚上失眠.他去看医生,医生给他开了一些强力安眠药.
星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药,睡得很好,在闹钟响之前就醒了过来.他到了办公室,遛达进去,对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有.”
“好啊!”老板吼道,“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了?”
Once there was a little girl who grew up under the watchful eye of her peculiar grandmother. She never had any sweets or pastries, for all her grandmother made were steamed vegetables and cabbage soup. When her friends threw her a party on her 16th birthday she discovered the wonders of cakes and cream and unsurprisingly fell in love with it. She liked the smell of butter and eggs and grew to hate the sickly smell of cabbage soup. She had never realized how tasteless steamed vegetables were and didn't like the rubbery texture. But the little girl loved her grandmother dearly and knew she mustn't let her grandmother find out how much she detested the food. Instead, she secretly decided, that she must find a way to make her grandmother as hopelessly infatuated with cakes as she were. Having made up her mind, the little girl started putting her plan into action and chaos ensued, but that's a different story...
曾今有一个女孩与她的奶奶相依为命.奶奶有点奇怪,生平只会弄白菜汤和清蒸菜给小女孩吃.小女孩的十六岁生日那年,朋友们替她办了庆生宴,于是小女孩人生第一次尝到了蛋糕和甜点,毫无悬念地坠入了爱河.她有多喜欢奶油和鸡蛋的味道就有多讨厌白菜汤油腻的味道.吃到清蒸菜的时候她发觉嘴里的东西一点味道也没有,咀嚼起来一点弹性也没有,心里开始由衷讨厌清蒸菜.但是小女孩深爱着自己的奶奶,所以决定绝不可以让奶奶知道自己有多讨厌奶奶的菜.她私下觉得只要让奶奶像自己一样爱上蛋糕事情就可以被圆满解决.一旦下定决心,小女孩立刻展开了行动,于是家里被搞得鸡飞狗跳,但是那已经是故事的另一个开始.

Most stories of Thanksgiving history start with the harvest celebration of the pilgrims and the Native Americans that took place in the autumn of 1621. Although they did have a three-day feast in cele...

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Most stories of Thanksgiving history start with the harvest celebration of the pilgrims and the Native Americans that took place in the autumn of 1621. Although they did have a three-day feast in celebration of a good harvest, and the local natives did participate, this "first thanksgiving" was not a holiday, simply a gathering. There is little evidence that this feast of thanks led directly to our modern Thanksgiving Day holiday. Thanksgiving can, however, be traced back to 1863 when Pres. Lincoln became the first president to proclaim Thanksgiving Day. The holiday has been a fixture of late November ever since.
However, since most school children are taught that the first Thanksgiving was held in 1621 with the Pilgrims and Indians, let us take a closer look at just what took place leading up to that event, and then what happened in the centuries afterward that finally gave us our modern Thanksgiving.
参考译文：
感恩与朝圣者和发生在1621年秋天举行的美洲原住民庆祝丰收的历史开始的楼层最多。虽然他们确实有一个好收成的庆祝为期三天的节日，和当地土人确实参与，这个“第一次感恩节”是不放假，只是一个聚会。很少有证据表明，这直接导致的感谢我们的节日感恩节假期现代化。感恩可以，但是，要追溯到1863年的时候普雷什。林肯成为第一位总统宣布感恩节。这个节日一直是11月下旬以来，夹具。
然而，由于大多数学校教导孩子们第一次感恩节是在1621年举行的朝圣者和印第安人，只是让我们看看发生了什么导致这一事件仔细一看，然后又如何在数百年之后，终于发生了我们的现代感恩节

My First Sleepover
Last fall, I had my first sleepover.
I slept over at my friend Steve’s house.
It was so much fun!
“Jim, here is your sleeping bag. Have fun!”
“See you tomorrow, Mom.”
“Hi, Jim! Let’s ride on our rollerblades.”
“OK, Steve! Let’s ride on the sidewalk.”
“Hey! Watch me turn around!”
“Yeah! Watch me jump!”
Later, Steve’s mom called us into the house.
“Come in! Time to eat pizza!”
“This is really yummy!”
After we ate pizza, we played the computer game, too.
“Come on! Come on!”
“Now, it is time to sleep. Let me turn off the lights.
Don’t stay up and talk. You will be tired tomorrow.
Good night!”
“Good night!”
But we couldn’t sleep. We giggled! And giggled!
And giggled, again!
“Shh! This time, go to sleep! Good night!”
“OK. Good night!”
We felt very tired! But suddenly, we heard a strange
sound by the closet! “What was that?”
We were scared.
We heard the sound, again!
“Ooh!”
“There might be a monster in the closet!”
“Oh, no!”
My friend pulled his blanket over his head.
I pulled my blanket over my head, too.
“Did you hear that sound, again?”
“I’m scared! I want my mommy!”
He did not want to look! But soon, it was quiet.
So, I peeked out from under the covers.
“Guess what?
It is just your guinea pig!”
It got out of its cage.
We both laughed!
But soon, we both snored!!
The next morning, my mom came to pick me up.
“Was it fun?” ”Terrific! Mom, can I invite Steve to sleep
over at my house, next weekend?”
“Yes, you can.” “Thank you, Mom.”
译文：
我的第一次外宿
去年秋天，我有了第一次外宿。
我夜宿在我的朋友史蒂夫的家。
非常好玩！
“吉姆，给你睡袋。过得开心！”
“明天见，妈妈。”
“嗨，吉姆！让我们滑我们的单排溜冰鞋。”
“好的，史蒂夫！让我们在人行道上滑。”
“嘿！看我转圈！”
“呀！看我跳跃！”
后来，史蒂夫的妈妈叫我们进房间。
“进来！到了吃匹萨饼的时间了！”
“这个真的很好吃！”
在我们吃了匹萨以后，我们也玩了电脑游戏。
“冲啊！冲啊！”
“现在，到时间睡觉了。让我关上灯。”
不要起来和谈话。否则你们明天会疲倦的。
晚安！”
“晚安！”
但是我们睡不着。我们咯咯笑！咯咯笑！
咯咯笑！
“嘘！是时间睡觉了！晚安！”
“好的。晚安！”
我们感到很累！但是忽然，我们听到壁柜附近有
奇怪的声音。“那是什么？”
我们害怕了。
我们再次听到这个声音！
“哦！”
“也许有一只妖怪在壁柜里面！”
“哦， 不！”
我的朋友把毛毯拉过他的头。
我也把我的毛毯拉过我的头。
“你又听到那个声音了么？”
”我害怕了！我要我的妈妈！”
他不想去看！但是很快，安静了。
于是，我从毯子下面往外偷偷看。
“猜是什么？
它只是你的豚鼠！”
它从它的笼子跑出来了。
我们都笑了！
但是很快，我们都打鼾了！
第二天早上，我的妈妈来接我。
“有趣么？”“好极了！妈妈，我能邀请
史蒂夫下个周末在我的房子夜宿么？”
“好的，你可以。”“谢谢你，妈妈”

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